U9O.net: You and I Know.

Gio’s girlfriend Shiela, me, James, and Gio.

I usually look like shit in pictures, but the photographer at love fest caught me at the right time i guess.

Question: Why do I look so small, and why does Gio look absolutely enormous? Must be the angle. I was leaning against some ropes, plus I’m wearing black. Gio is shorter than I am for sheezy, but here, I look like a small midget…

Funny post on iloveraving.com

someone:

teach he how to dance!

someone else:

teach u how to dance?!?!

well… um… dancing is kinda like sex…

someone else:

i agree. it is like sex. at first it’ uncomfortable, unsatisfying, and embarassing, but it gets better with practice. eventually there will be no more premature beat reaction. and soon, you’ll be able to not only please yourself, but please others too. alot of others. you slut!

j/k. dont forget to wear protection!

i just redesigned the inner workings of my homepage after consuming two bottles of MGD and a healthy chug of this fruity drink supposedly made with remy martin. it came out like a neo-european sort of fashion statement– the public service signs, et al. you can view it here.

next, I need to finish up the inside of both the professional and personal pages.