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Funny pic o’ the day.

Dreams

I find myself situated in my room, lying in bed (same bed as where I’m sleeping in). And I rub my eye and get up. I notice a tingling in my leg. I notice a single ant on my foot. I flick it away, and I notice a line of ants going to an coke can. Drats. I get a raid bottle (somehow one magically appears in my hand), and I kill the line, then I look a few feet to the left, and the entire room is covered with ants. My heart pounds within the dream, and I start to spray the entire fucking room.

Shift…… my perception changes, and suddenly I’m standing in a modernistic room, with metallic and birch overtones. Everything has clean and simple lines. I notice a Salvador Dali artpiece on the wall and I turn my head and….

….my perception changes again….

I’m standing in the inside of an airplane… it lurches and I close my eyes, and I scream… and then I wake up in my bed sweating like crazy. Damn nightmares. Glad it’s over.

I get up off my bed, then I realize something is quite odd about my bed. The room seems to lurch a little bit and then I notice the entire wall covered with ants. I scream and then turn my head and…

… I’m standing in a maintenance street at UCLA (the same one I drive past to pick up friends or go to a dance at a hall), and I’m wondering how I got there, and I turn my head and

Shift… I’m back to that modernistic room. It’s totally blank this time. I know this is a dream by now, and I’m seriously wanting it to end. I will myself to wake up. I blink

and

I find myself on the same airplane again, and this time I actually welcome the lurch. I blink and then an indescribably bright light goes into my eyes, turning everything a pure white (like in the matrix, where Neo finds himself when he first goes back.)

I wake up for real.

Ikea Part #2. Why I enjoy the venue.

Big signs, modernistic decor. Huge arrows pointing the way. A parent friendly childcare center. Ecologically friendly dim lighting and bright yellow bags. Quaint names for every day objects, at cheap prices. An ambient temperature at a comfortable 70 degrees. Cheap prices. Great looking single women walking around. Great looking college girls with their parents. Sofa section allows you to rest in the middle of a journey. The dining hall allows you to sample swedish salmon plates. Great lighting solutions. Great, cheap desks. More later.

Cute – Continuation

xxxxxx: ohayo just means good morning. lol…you’re very cute.

e y s a n: excuse me?

xxxxxx: your memory was very cute. therefore, you are very very cute.

What the hell does cute mean? It has so many different meanings and variations.There is the patronizing “awww, how cute.” The awed, “damn, she’s cute”. The nonchalant, “Oh how cute.” The sarcastic, “… cute.” The i-dontgiveafuck, “pretty cute.”

I just don’t know.

xxxxx: i’m gonna be right back

…

xxxxx: ohayo!

e y s a n: you reminded me of a memory

e y s a n: from a long time ago

e y s a n: i was playing baseball

xxxxx: ?

e y s a n: in little leage when i was 12

e y s a n: and there was a visitor from japan

e y s a n: his name was johnny oh or something

e y s a n: my name is david oh

e y s a n: and johnny oh is some kind of japan super star

e y s a n: for baseball

e y s a n: and he was doing announcements

e y s a n: he saw my name and he yelled out, David ohayo

e y s a n: i don’t know why

e y s a n: i had the same name as him

e y s a n: bastard

My apologies for the lack of personal writings of late– my muse is currently being redirected into my work. Also, I haven’t really had anything interesting to talk about. Except the other day when Patrick my third roommate finally came back from Kentucky and we’re on our way to finally getting things squared away in our apartment. I love Ikea. I really love Ikea.

Story time – Reuters

July 26 ? Staff at a Scottish safari park were shocked to discover the identity of a prankster who bombarded their mobile phones with mysterious calls: a chimpanzee.

The Blair Drummond Safari Park in central Scotland has been inundated with visitors curious to see “Chippy,” who stole a mobile phone and quickly learned to use it.

“He picked my pocket when I was cleaning out the cages and later that day I noticed my mobile phone was missing,” park staff member Gary Gilmour told Reuters on Wednesday.

“Some of the wardens started getting mysterious phone calls the next morning…one worker heard the chimp’s shrieks and that’s when the penny dropped,” he said.

Gilmour said 11-year-old Chippy, one of four chimpanzees at the park, dialed into the phone’s stored numbers and started making random calls.

“He was a bit depressed when we took the phone away, but everybody comes in wanting to see him…I haven’t been able to do my work,” said the keeper.