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Ok, I found this baddass program called mix-meister… it’s exactly what I was looking for… it gives you a graphical view of all your mp3 files, then lets you mix then. Automatically beat matching, and then outputs to a CD….

So I spent a couple of hours designing a new, grittier layout for my homepage. I thought to myself I didn’t really want to just dump the old one, so I’m going to construct a way to have multiple layouts at the same time, so people can choose which to view. Cool idea huh?

I was asking around some of the househeads if they knew of any live PA type groups that did acid jazz, down-tempo, housey stuff. I specifically asked, for a female diva type deal with saxaphones (corny but hits me everytime). I discovered Soulstice. Download their songs or buy their CD, it’s great! I want to see them live!

My sister: Okay, I think I’m going to get a labret piercing like yours.

Me: Really?

Her: Yes.

Me: Is mom going to let you?

Her: No.

Me: Who is gonna take you?

Her: You

Me: Oh I see. But you are a minor, you need-

Her: I want to do it 3rd week of next year. By that time, you’ll be 21, fully legal enough to sign the papers.

Me: Ah. I see.

Her: And I want to get a naval. i should pierce my cartilidge soon.

Bush and his re-election campaign. Produced by ad company designer 10 year old Hand drawn by Bush himself. Inspired from movies you never heard about. From my favorite humor site.

i installed extremetracking on my cynicworld.com index page. originally i had my server track everything, but it took up too much resources and would corrupt the log files so i only did it for this file right here. which means anyone who has ever linked me directly to www.cynicworld.com, i prolly didn’t know about it. now i will know.

Funny Article from Heraldnet

CAMANO ISLAND — A naked man found wandering around Stanwood Cinemas led police to his indoor marijuana garden after deputies asked the man what he did for a living, police said Wednesday.

Deputies from the Island County Sheriff’s Office said they removed more than 80 marijuana plants — including 50 or so mature plants — from a shed behind the 30-year-old man’s home on Maple Tree Lane, a dead-end road on the south end of the island.

The strange saga began Saturday night when moviegoers and diners in restaurants near the theater’s courtyard reported seeing a naked man walking around the complex in full view of families dining out.

When an officer approached the man and asked why he was walking around naked, the man reportedly said that he felt like it so he just did it. An officer writing the man a ticket for indecent exposure then asked the man what he did for a living, and he allegedly said he grew marijuana.

According to a police report, the man then asked for the officer’s help in harvesting the crop. The officer said he was too lazy to help but offered to go look at the man’s operation, and the naked man agreed.

In the outbuilding behind the man’s mobile home, police found what they described as a “sophisticated hydroponic grow operation.”

Deputies allegedly found numerous grow lights on timers, fans and a complicated watering system with a line running to each of the plants.

Police said the man seemed proud of his operation, telling them that the system used no dirt, just lava rock, and he picked a large bud from a plant and handed it to an officer.

In a written statement to police, the man allegedly said: “I grow marijuana for fun and profit, to support myself and my family, to help bring us a better life.” He also said he was growing marijuana for his father, who had a disease, and for other “medically ill people.”

The man’s wife told police she had never been inside her husband’s shed, but that was where her husband did his artwork and practiced with his yo-yo.

Deputies said they asked the man what he expected them to do after he showed them his garden, and the man said he didn’t expect them to do anything.

Police, however, confiscated the plants and growing equipment. The man was cooperative, they said, even helping to load the equipment into police vehicles.

The man may be charged with manufacture of a controlled substance, but he is not named because charges have not been filed.

It’s so fun hanging with Theresa. One rather interesting thing is that i’d point out a person that I mentioned in my blog, and she’d always be like, that’s him? wow! and i’ll point out things from my blog in real life and it’ll be like woweee! Or as Theresa would say, “rigght?”

My Keirsy Temperament is INTJ (Rational Mastermind)

All Rationals are good at planning operations, but Masterminds are head and shoulders above all the rest in contingency planning. Complex operations involve many steps or stages, one following another in a necessary progression, and Masterminds are naturally able to grasp how each one leads to the next, and to prepare alternatives for difficulties that are likely to arise any step of the way. Trying to anticipate every contingency, Masterminds never set off on their current project without a Plan A firmly in mind, but they are always prepared to switch to Plan B or C or D if need be.

Masterminds are rare, comprising no more than, say, one percent of the population, and they are rarely encountered outside their office, factory, school, or laboratory. Although they are highly capable leaders, Masterminds are not at all eager to take command, preferring to stay in the background until others demonstrate their inability to lead. Once they take charge, however, they are thoroughgoing pragmatists. Masterminds are certain that efficiency is indispensable in a well-run organization, and if they encounter inefficiency-any waste of human and material resources-they are quick to realign operations and reassign personnel. Masterminds do not feel bound by established rules and procedures, and traditional authority does not impress them, nor do slogans or catchwords. Only ideas that make sense to them are adopted; those that don’t, aren’t, no matter who thought of them. Remember, their aim is always maximum efficiency.

In their careers, Masterminds usually rise to positions of responsibility, for they work long and hard and are dedicated in their pursuit of goals, sparing neither their own time and effort nor that of their colleagues and employees. Problem-solving is highly stimulating to Masterminds, who love responding to tangled systems that require careful sorting out. Ordinarily, they verbalize the positive and avoid comments of a negative nature; they are more interested in moving an organization forward than dwelling on mistakes of the past.

Masterminds tend to be much more definite and self-confident than other Rationals, having usually developed a very strong will. Decisions come easily to them; in fact, they can hardly rest until they have things settled and decided. But before they decide anything, they must do the research. Masterminds are highly theoretical, but they insist on looking at all available data before they embrace an idea, and they are suspicious of any statement that is based on shoddy research, or that is not checked against reality.

A full description of the Mastermind is in Please Understand Me II and various other Publications

Had a long talk with a friend today.

“Greater love has no one than this, that one should lay down his life for his friends.” – John 13:15

I made a little profile thingy in flash for quick factoids about me.

Jeez, Theresa, if you weren’t cool enough to hang with I woulda just said byebye after Jamba-juice. But you were even cooler at the block, so rave it was right? Don’t worry, you won’t get in my hate-list if yesturday was any indicator of things to come.

Other random tidbits:

I somehow knew the guy behind the Jamba Juice place, so Theresa and I got hooked up with free jamba juice.

Theresa likes Pho, she’s cool now! Haha and I was the one to introduce her to that.

Theresa has teleportation powers, genius level IQ, and can walk on water. Oh, hey I met her, not you, so I can say whatever I want.

Yesturday, I hung around with Theresa. More later.

P.S. Blogger you suck.

My sister is really sick with pneumonia. Lets hope she gets better yes?

i remember i was at the airport last year one day, and i was buying some coke to drink, and this lady ahead of me was buying a couple of items. she had all these items with her including magazines, candy, drinks, and she bought a couple of really expensive stuff. She paid for it with cash, then she looked at the receit, and then she screamed, “ARE YOUS SAYIN’ THAT THIS SNICKERS BAR IS 2 DOLLAHS FITTY CENTS?!??!?!”

The person behind the counter was like, “Yes ma’am”

The lady said, “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CORPORATE-GOVERNMENT-SPONSORED-MONOPOLY ON STORES IN THE AIRPORT SAY BUT 2 DOLLAHS AND FITTY CENTS FOR A FUCKIN’ SNICKERS BAR IS REDICULOUS! CAN I GIT AN AMEN?”

A couple of people behind her was laughing and mumbling muted “yeahs”.

“You know what give me my money back and fuck y’alls“, she said quietly, and left the store.

I wanna do that one day.

okay, theresa, joyce, and other people will prolly be annoyed, but why drive manual cars? did you know formula one and nascar cars and drag cars use clutchless shifting? so it’s like manual but without the clutch. the reason is it’s infinite more precise for the driver because he has less things to worry about.

i read an article on LA times a few months about the demise of manual cars. fewer and fewer cars are coming with them, and the one group of people that used to regard automatic transmission as sacrilege– mechanics– most of them, in a recent survey, drive automatics. the LA times cited a few reasons– one, the increased utility of automatics, in that they are becoming as efficient as manuals, two, they are reliable as manuals now, three, they are getting cheaper, four, a lot of cars come in only automatics now.

would you regard clutchless “manual” cars like the formula, le mans, and grand prix cars, “manual?”. if not, aren’t they the pinnacle of the driving experience?

did you know that car makers are slowly shifting over to gearless cars they don’t have gears? so you’ll never get the satisfying growl-hum of the engine as you downshift and the low muted purr as you upshift, you’ll never get the satisfying oh-shit-i-got-some-engine-torque-i-can-use-now feeling when you downshift two gears going 50 mph on some random corner.

but i agree, i love the control and feeling of manual cars. there is nothing more satisfying and somehow “clever” in letting the work of gravity pull you into position when you are downhill and neutral, and you always get a sense of pride when you can simultaneously downshift and change lanes while drinking coffee and yapping away on a cell phone, while flicking off the asshole in an automatic beatle who obviously doesn’t know shit about driving, the dumb prick.

you can also roar the engine if you neutral-drop your car and you’ll get the satisying “squeel” as your neck and blood in your brain rushes back and the adrenaline rush as you think, damn I’m sooooo bad.

in conclusion? i just don’t know. manuals are doomed to extinction in all but the most niche of markets in the next 10-20 years. by then, will i care?

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Why is it that?

Why is it that whenever someone comes back from Macdonalds with food, if they get fries, the top 1/4 is always gone when they deliver the food.. i mean they always fill it up to the top, but i guess on the car ride, people can’t resist.