U9O.net: You and I Know.

Favorite website at the moment. askmen.com it’s like maxim– written by guys, so much more real and humorous.

“One aspect of this is that rationality of thought imposes a limit on a person’s concept of his relation to the cosmos.” – John Nash, in his autobiography, writing about his return to sanity after years of schizophrenia.

Dec 20, 2001 5:02 AM PT

‘World’s funniest joke’ revealed after Internet vote

LONDON– The world’s funniest joke, voted by popular demand over the Internet, was unveiled on Thursday by the British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA) after an experiment lasting three months.

Famed fictional detective Sherlock Holmes and his gruff assistant Doctor Watson pitch their tent while on a camping expedition, but in the middle of the night Holmes nudges Watson awake and questions him.

HOLMES: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.

WATSON: I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it is quite likely there are some planets like earth, and if there are a few planets like earth out there might also be life.

HOLMES: Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent.

The BA said the joke was the most popular among 10,000 submitted, being chosen as the best by 47 percent of the 100,000 people from more than 70 countries who took part.

The jokes can be seen, made and rated on www.laughlab.co.uk.

Har har har.

from theresa: take lots of naps and tell everyone to fuck off.

if you don’t know me, don’t assume, and fuck off.

It’s hard writing about important stuff when important stuff turned his back on you.

The URL Search Game

Welcome, Welcome, Step Right Up!

In this amazing URL search game, the great Davini will answer the questions that you have posed to google, that he could not answer.

The first question:

Abercrombie+and+Fitch+hot+model+pics+and+hot+guys &hl=en&start=20&sa=N,

and visited ravedigital.com/cynicworld/blog.shtml

Yes, you can find Abercrombie and Fitch hot guys on my site. Just click on the web album or one of my many links. I recommend: Waylan, James, Shozo, Rijah, and Jared.

next question

slightly+overweight+college+girls+pics &hl=en&start=10&sa=N,

and visited ravedigital.com/cynicworld/blog.shtml

Um. Does not compute. Hardware malfunction (Code:292×1)

next question

diablo+2+amazon+needs+a+hard+cock &btnG=Pesquisa+Google&lr=,

Look, it’s an amazon, I really think you should understand that amazons are usually lesbian, or you have to have to Ron Jeremy (because he gets anyone, no matter how ugly or hairy he is)

My roommate Bao put his picture on infatuasians.com, and he gets to chat with tons of girls, i suppose to alleviate his boredom, boost his self-ego, and get his mack on. i’m wondering as to whether i should do the same so i can have some fun too in the coming, bleak, winter vacation.

thanks to everyone who has participated in the cynicworld project. i’m really proud of what it is right now. for all you budding writers, i suggest you read it a bit to see what it’s about and participate once you get a feel for it. i think i might have to start making an super-set post to link all the stories together.

Kim is a fuckin’ pimp

My roommate threw a little drinking party for his friend’s birthday, and kim was invited plus he invited a couple of cute girls over. Being that Kim is bi, she thought one of them was hot, and she asked me and a couple of the guys who were there if she thought she had a chance. I shrugged, and said, “Maybe, but you prolly have to fight off Noel (the birthday boy) for her.”

She promply went over and starting intermingling with the cute girl, and by 40 minutes or so, it was as if the girl and Kim were best of friends. They were sitting close to the sofa talking about ICS (my major, which Kim and the girl is both in), etc. etc.

Well I don’t know how it happened but somehow, my roommate Patrick made a challenge to the girl (somehow the topic reverted to how hot two girls making out was/ lesbianism) to kiss another girl. The girl promptly responded, with a bit of a drunken slur, “I’m not kissing her.. but maybe I’ll kiss her (pointing to kim).”

With that I swear Kim’s large eyes got like 3x bigger and the deviousness starting working. Sensing her situation, I decided to help by accusing her friend who was not keen on the idea by calling her a homophobe which made her confused enough for Kim to work her charms. Finally my roommate got smart and decided to use some reverse psychology and said, “Nah, she aint gonna do it guys, just forget it.”, which of course, led to one thing after another until finally I saw Kim and that girl making out for like 10 seconds.

Why is it that two girls making out is so much more acceptible than two guys? Oh I know the answer, don’t explain it. But I thought it was fucking hilarious. Kim gets my mad pimpstress award, for calling out her intentions (style points), beating two other guys to the punch (difficulty award) AND her boyfriend, while appearing to do nothing but a hapless “victim” of the whims of a bunch of guys (a playette never reveals her game). In addition, she wins the covetted OOC award (out of the closet award), for pursuing a girl who is straight and somehow getting her to say that she doesn’t really mind kissing girls, in front of her boyfriend, and saying she could be a lesbian.

goddamn.

Don’t read if you don’t want to hear kind of disgusting info about me

So anyway, I’m in the habit of trimming my pubes every now and then, for aesthetic and hygenic purposes. No I don’t shave everything away, I just like not having a huge bush down in my nether regions, plus it makes my penis look bigg- i mean uh, nevermind. I mean it’s just better for godsakes!

So a couple of days ago, I trimmed, and I cut a bit too much in the area between my penis and my testicle. So you could say the front part of my testicle was bare as a baby’s behind. Which, for most guys is where the penis lies.

Well I chose to wear tightey whiteys to school, well because it provides some support when i’m dancing, so I like it for that reason. I wear boxers too, so I guess you could say I’m an equal opportunity underwear wearer.

In any case, I guess my penis was lying on my bare nutsack for far too long in one place because when I went to take a piss I noticed an itchy sensation, which was similar to a jock itch but concentrated on the front of my balls. I looked down and the front of my balls were a little bit red. I guess you could say the combination of bare skin (no hair to provide cushioning and let some air in) and moisture from the nether regions, along with tighteywhiteys combined in such a manner to provide a friction affect and resulted in something much similar to diaper rash, but on just one penis shaped area on my balls.

It was pretty red and itchy, so I thought putting some lotion infused with aloe vera would cool it down and soothe it.

Boy, I was soooo wrong. Moments after I applied the so-called lotion I crumpled onto the ground in agony because instead of the coolness it was searing burning pain from the moisture affect against extremly dry skin. Kind of like how you can get a rash on your skin and you put lotion on it and it kind of tingles in a painful, frost bite way. Well think of that pain but concentrated on the most sensitive part of as guy’s body, and you can see why I would be on the ground with my eyes closed crying like a baby and muttering “why???” “whhhy mee?” “what did i do to deserve this?”